What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it