Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.