Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.