Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.