Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".