Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.