Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.