What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation