Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.