Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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