Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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I love you a ton!"

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Quicksilver

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

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