Captain America Shield Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

You might also enjoy:

Vibranium Jokes More Vibranium Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Hawkeye Jokes More Hawkeye Jokes

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Hawkeye Shield Jokes More Hawkeye Shield Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Quicksilver Jokes More Quicksilver Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!