What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.