What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.