What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.