Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.