Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!