A snailor
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Coffee Mug
Wheeeeeee!
Escargot.
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
A snail...
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Dead men sell no snails!
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Weeeeeeeeee
A: Wheeee!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: They slug it out.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
Would you like a copy of the big issue
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
Nothing. They were both decoys.
Their best
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.
It runs against Hillary.
Leave them to slug it out.
Shell.
The world's slowest vampire.
Where did Es-car-go.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
I don't know but it would slow him down.
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
They use snail polish.
Because of sanitation reasons.
A cloud.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because they're 90 degrees!
Tsar-Chasm
Udder destruction
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
A nervous wreck.
Because a tuna can!
A snailor.
A Snailor
Snail-boats
A snail boat