Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !