Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.