Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.