Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.