What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!