What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.