What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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