What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.