What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Where did Es-car-go.

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Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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A slow poke!

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Wheeeeeee!

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A thief....

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He said it goes without a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!