What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!