What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!