What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

right where you left it.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!