What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.