What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.