What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!