What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"