What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction