What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes