What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.