What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.