What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.