What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!