What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.