What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)