Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.