Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General