Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.