What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee