What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.