What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!