What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down