What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.