What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.