What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)