What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"