Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.