Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.