Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.