Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.