How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.