How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.