Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.