Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.