What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!