What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!