What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!