What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.