What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.