What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.