Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.