Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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Give her a shovel.

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fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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A pilot, of course.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"