Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.