Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'