Turn the stool upside-down
My donation check to the orphanage.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Give her a shovel...
Present Alms!
Because she was a woman
Corduroy!
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.