How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.