Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo