Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me