Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.