Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?