Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.