How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"