How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!