How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.