How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!