How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!