How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr