How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.