What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....