What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.