What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa