What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.