Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.