Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

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