Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth