What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ?

Alex Plain later !