What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ?

Alex Plain later !