What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex