What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt