What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.