What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.