What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers