What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.