What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.