What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."