What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.