What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!