What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.