A huge mess.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
A *paradox.*
A vacuum cleaner.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
Always tip your server.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Only if you have four black tires and a color TV
The leash goes slack...
Casio royale
The letter F.
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
