You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
Put it through the Wash.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
A monster coming out of the closet
A cup of Joe.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!