What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.