What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.