What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean