What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.