What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.