Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

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I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.