A Magic Johnson.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Being late
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
H-E-L-L-O!
A: Yeller.
Green Baes
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
A: they're always talking about God.
He had no attachments.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Colin.
Cause they all have phones!
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
The Higgs Bison!
2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!
Sol.
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
