A Magic Johnson.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Being late
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
H-E-L-L-O!
A: Yeller.
Green Baes
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Answer: Parachute
Make me one with everything*
Om's Law.
With zen diagrams!
Make me one with everything.
Because all of the fans left.
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because he's alive.
A full set of teeth.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
Collar ID
the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!
