Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !