What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University