Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.