Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Previous Random Joke Next

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.