Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!