Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.