Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.