Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!