Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.