What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!