What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.