What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.