What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.