What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.