Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Stephen Walkin

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Stephen Hawking

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.