Staircase Jokes

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Steven Hawking

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Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac !

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.