Steven Hawking with a brake failure!
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Steven Hawking
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
They don't like their vegetables.
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM
Good eye!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Icy dead people!
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
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A mutant-y
Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.
Because it reminds them of home.
Cause they don't use a filter.
A collie-flower !
When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
