Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.