Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.