Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking