Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking