Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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The closing of the Borders.

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Its axle rose.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Steven Hawking

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.