Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y