Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y