Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!