Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"