Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!