What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
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They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
A Two-knee fish!.....
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
4 if you have a dog.
Go stand in front of a mirror
It was two tired.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
About 8 pints
A marriage certificate.
A happy pit bull.
A pit bull.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
