What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
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They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
Nice pits."
Peaches and Krim
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Border Collie
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
An arm and a leg.
A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.
Using imperial units.
You owe them an anthrapology
He was 0K.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
It gets wet.
