Pit Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Deodorant Jokes More Deodorant Jokes

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing