What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
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They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Because of the "Pit"
A Two-knee fish!.....
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
A happy pit bull.
because he had no knees
Doughnuts!
Self-raising dead.
Because they like raising a stink !
Irrelephant.
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
Because he was dead.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Jawa breakers.
Nice pits."
Because the princess was always on another Castle.