What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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It's full of std vectors.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.