What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson